Blind Date Script Essay

Far From The Madding Crowd maneuver Date Script. Graham Its screenland Date And present is your host, Miss Cilla Black Cilla Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Blind Date. In a moment well be meeting the flocky wench who gets to make clean from unitary of these gorgeous guys So, allows meet the boys So, how-dye-do reduce 1 whats your pretend and where do you come from? Bo corking Evening, Cilla. My name is William Boldwood, and I am from Weatherbury. C Nice to meet you, William. So tell everyone a bit about yourself. Bo Well, Cilla, I am a 42 year old bachelor, I suffer a big arise, and. Im incredibly wealthyC And, I understand, reform me if Im wrong sack out, that you puddle had a nasty recognize involving a Valentines card? Bo That is correct, Cilla. I once received a Valentines card with in the mail, and I had no whim who the get offer was. I was a little afraid, you see, it could stir been anything. So, I erm, placed it on my mantelpiece. Well, the n I couldnt stop thinking of it, so I st bed at it for quite a some time. C How long for, love? Bo For a matter of days, Cilla. C Oh dear. Well I for one am endlessly scared when the postman comes, I mean, when them bills get posted through my door I hunch over Im too frighten to open them for a weekC Alright love, well up, best of luck tonight, and please get intot be scared of the date card if youre picked cause weve only got so long, you know. Okay, physical body two, whats your name and where do you come from? T Hello, Cilla, my love, my names Frank troy and Im from Weatherbury too C Hiya Frank. Tell us tout ensemble a bit about yourself, love. T Well, Im 31, Im a Sergeant in the Army, so I become a draw play, and I enjoy sword fighting, so I send packing a lot of my spare time practising that, and, Im quite skilled if I may say so myself. C Oh in reality? Come on, then. Show us some moves (Troy shows off with sword techniques).C Wow, I wouldnt want to be on the re ceiving end of that lot Eh, thanks very much love, well done. Best of luck tonight, that if you win, leave the sword at home, wont you? Hello number three, whats your name and where do you come from? O Eh Cilla, me names Gabriel Oak an I be from Weatherbury as well. C Hiya, chuck, wherefore dont you tell everyone a bit about yourself? O Well, Im 28 an I work on a farm in Weatherbury, Cilla. C And I heard that you used to own your own farm, is that right? O Ay, that be correct, Cilla, I used to ave some good-natured little sheepies, but, sadly, some of em died in a tragic accident.C Awwwwww (Sympathy) O Yer, so maybe, even though I dont ave a lot, shell still be willing to ave me. Then Ill know she be genuine an all that. An it could get me a few bounty votes as well, But I wont let on until aft(prenominal) the show, well(p) in case. C A man with a externalize Well, you probably wont even need to use the sheep story Gabriel, Im sure youll be fine. And may the best fella win. favour equal luck to all of you. Now, guys and girls, lets meet the lucky lady who gets her pick of one of these gorgeous guys (Bathsheba enters) C Hello love, and you are Bathsheba, is that right?B Yes Cilla, thats right. C And where are you from, Bathsheba love? B Im from Weatherbury Cilla. C Oh I didnt see that one coming. Now, what sort of thing are you looking for, and hoping to find tonight in one of our top-class bachelors? B Well, Im looking for someone who will flatter me but excessively stand up to me. Im very independent. C Oh, thats right, you own a farm, dont you? B I do indeed, Cilla. C Well, lets hope those three blokes over there stand up to you more than your farm animals do. And lets hope they smell better an all. B well I wont know until the date, but lets hope so.C Alright love. Lets get on with your three questions then. give notice away B Hello boys ALL Hello Bathsheba B Okay, my first-class honours degree question is If I was an animal, I would be a tiger, because I could unimp from each oneably use a little taming. If you were an animal, what would you be, and why? That goes to number 1, please. Bo Well, Bathsheba, I would be a snake, a boa constrictor, so I would be able to wrap myself around you, and squeeze you as tight as I can. B And to number 2, please. T Well, I would be a fox, around obviously because of my red coat, but also because I hunt my butt and always get what I want.B And, lastly, to number 3, please. O Well, I would probably be a sheep, because, apart from being cute n cuddly, I would follow you round as a sheep does and always be with you. B Okay, 2nd question. If I were a type of food, I would be a curry, because I am hot and spicy What food would you be, and why? That is to number 2, please. T Well, I would be Egg and Soldiers, so you could have a dip in me anytime B And to number 3, please. O Okay, if I was a food, I would be Shepherds Pie, because I be a shepherd, and I be impregnable, tasty and simple. So , heat me up, and itll be dinner party for two.B And lastly, to number 1, please. Bo If I was a sort of food, I would most certainly be Toad in the hole, because once you dig pile to my deep centre and kiss the toad, I would be your handsome prince. B And my last question is I am a woman who likes to be pampered and showered with gifts. If you could give me one thing, what would it be and why? To number 3, please. O Well, I dont ave a lot, you see, but I would give you my lovingness of gold, because that be all I wantin in return. B And to number 1, please. Bo I would give you anything you want, anything your heart desires.And the greatest gift any woman could need for ME B And last but not least, to number 2, please. T I would give you the sheath to my prized possession, my sword, because then I would be allowed to put my things interior yours. C Oh well, Bathsheba, thats all your questions. But dont arrive your mind up yet, heres a bit of booster from Our Graham G So Bathsh eba, will it be Toady number 1, who will give you himself and squeeze you tightly, just dont send him any mail Or, will it be foxy number 2, who likes aught better than putting on his Soldier coat and doing sword tricks just keep the toast away from his yolk.Or, will you decide on warm and simple number 3, and if on your date his sheepy antics get on your nerves, you could always sell that gold heart he gave you. THE DECISION IS YOURS C So who will it be love 1, 2 or 3? B Im going to have to go with number 3, Cilla. C Oh, but what about the two you turned down? (introduces Troy, then Boldwood they leave) C So here is your Blind Date, you picked number one, that was Gabriel Oak from Weatherbury come in Gabriel (Gabriel and Bathsheba meet) C Alright, are you pleased? (Both nod).Okay then, lets pick a date Which one will be picking? O Ill let the lovely lady here pick. (Bathsheba picks) B A sightseeing trip to London (Hands envelope to Cilla) C It says here that the two of you wi ll be seeing all the sights of the Famous London absorb either of you been there before? (both say no). Good. Then after that, youll be shopping til you drop and then staying in a luxury hotel It says here lets hope that the two of you arent calling each other pigs by the end of the week Okay, lets have a round of applause for Bathsheba and Gabriel